THE PROMISED PICTURE THAT SANDRA AND I DREW.
WOOO.
NOT TELLING WHO.
THE MOST FAMOUS PAIR IN CLASS.
A GUY AND GUY.(:
urm.
just to spite that guy,.
FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.
HMM!
HE WONT MIND ANYWAY,....

URM.SANDRA MADE UP A CLASS MAP.
REMINDER: NOT BY me!

MEDRIC: married to ANLONG with twins by her (see portrait, shall scan in soon), also married to SHENYANG (see below), expecting a child by her and has HOTBANANA as a mistress, expecting a child TOO.
ANLONG: desperately devoted and loving to her husband (who has outer affairs), medric (UP) with twins. DEVASTATED by her husband's affairs and is severely DEPRESSED and, so, a BAD MOTHER. tsk, tsk
SHENYANG: married to medric, expecting his child, also married to heather and expecting HER child too. rivals with mrs chan, her husband's first wife and hot banana, her husband's mistress. hated by his wife(YAY) and supposedly involved in another affair (ok, i just made the affair thing up)
HOTBANANA: a chauffeur, supermodel, barbie doll, lion, hot banana, camel , mistress ( a pros_ _ _ _ _ _ according to stanley). not married but a mistress (who_ _, according to the weird relief teacher) to medric, but is on good terms with her husband's legal first wife and legal second one

ok.
with regards to grace's post.
i am NOT teacher's pet.
HAHAHAHA.
and.
GO TO GRACE'S SIS [GERMAINE] BLOG.
LOOK AT THE TAG THAT AKANE'S BRO [TOMO] WROTE.
WOO!!
LOVEBIRDS.
LALALLA.

TOMO <3 GERMAINE!

according to grace/ me??

haha.
akane will kill me if she looks at this post; ahNEVERMIND.
SOOOO CUTE!

Okay. Since the last time someone updated this dead piece of thing was 14august. I shall update it again. MUAHAHA. So chinese oral was hardhardhardhard and english oral was

EASAYYYEE. Yippeedoo. Okay I just ate some uber hot chilli and now my stomach's burning. NOT my mouth.

HAha. Yesterday went to KFC with claudia heather joey and elma. ANd we saw MrsTang and MsAsrini. And at that time, elma just stopped blabbering about how Mrsttang DUNNO WHAT. In the hall and how she keeps touching her belly and stuff. Then mrstang walked in. And claudia waved to her. TEACHERS' PET. WEETS YAY.

;grace

OK.
i shall start on SCHOOL LIFE 4.
urm.
i deleted some cause i found them a BIT too offending.
fine.
whatever.
anyway.
let's see who shall be the cast!
ANY SUGGESTIONS/RECOMMENDATIONS?

TAG ON THE TAGBOARD NOW!

URM.
I FINALLY GOT THE TRUTH OUT OF JANICE.
YAY
THIS EP. IS BASED ON A REAL LIFE STORY,
not a REAL CONVERSATION. A STORY. GET THAT CLEAR:


SCHOOL LIFE.
PART 4: THE JANICE-IS-SO-CRAZY THING.
Janice: NEVER TELLING

Claudia: PLS???

grace: looking at her face, i can see that she met SOMEONE on the bus. SURELY LAH.
LOOK AT HER SMILES. when does she ever smile like that?

sandra: AGREE. she smile until it seems like her JAWS are going to drop.

Esther: AHaha. Janice tell us the TRUTH! NOW!!

Janice: Never. my lips are SEALED.

Esther: haha. i thought it was hilary duff's lips which were sealed.

Janice: HUH?

grace: she doesnt even know who hilary duff is. FORGET IT. everyday, she's thinking abt SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW.or someone else-.-"

claudia: ARGH, this is getting very annoying. JANICE MENG. are YOU GOING TO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED on the damn bus???/

janice: URM...NO?

grace: DAMN IT.

esther: ok. let's make it up then.
HMPHF.

sandra: story 1, janice was in the bus and saw you-know-who and sat next to him?

janice: [rolls her eyes] [smiles] MAYBE.

sandra: HEY. ALMOST GUESSED IT. I CAN BE A SCRIPTWRITER.

claudia: dream on. unless you can figure what exactly happened on THE BUS.

esther: STORY 2, janice saw some cute guy and decided that she will fall in love with him!

grace: AUNTIE. GREAT IDEAS. it's practically TYPICAL JANICE.
falling in love with blahblahblah. and then meets someone better and falls in love with him.

claudia: isnt that in ALWAYS IN DRAMAS?

grace; TYPICAL JANICE DRAMAS.

janice; AHEM.

grace; WHAT??? IT'S TRUE. FIRST, you fell in love with _____ and then you fall in love with _____ and then you go crazy abt....

janice; URM. CAN YOU SHUT UP? MUST YOU TELL EVERYBODY.

claudia; urm. we knew that long ago.
HAHA. in case you didnt realise(:

janice; WA LAU.

esther: story 3, ...

janice: stop. STOP. i'll tell you the real story.
i met you-know-who on the bus and...

STAY TUNED TO THE NEXT EP.

SCHOOL LIFE PART 6: THE JANICE-IS-SO-CRAZY THING.
jANICE: [continues with her story] urm. and we ACCIDENTALLY bumped into each other?

grace: CRAP.

Sandra: HUH.

claudia: UH-HUH.

esther: YAY!

joey: HUH?

ESTHER: urm. we should feel happy for her, shouldnt we?

Claudia: urm.. no? cause he's 9 YEARS OLDER THAN HER.

grace: urm. age doesnt matter.

Claudia: true. look what happened to demi moore and ashton kutcher.. one's 40 something, and the other is 20 something. HELLo?

Esther: WASTED. *sighs* he's only 25!!! AAAHH.

grace; HaHA.

sandra: urm. why are you talking abt them? i thought you were supposed to talk abt...
[points at janice]

janice: [covers her face]AHH. dont be bigmouths. AH!

claudia: MAYBE WE WOULD.

grace: YEA [evil grin]

joey: can you stop abt that guy.???

esther: URM. no? cause it's the BEST time to tease janice.

sandra: TRUE.it's like when do you EVER come across this kind of thing when you are in primary school. chances, 1 out of 100000.

claudia: HAHA. good comparison,(: oh yah. janice. we were thinking. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COMING SO LATE???

grace: YEA. ever since you met blahblahblah, you HAVE BEEN COMING LATE.

sandra: you used to come so early last time lah. always 1st in queue.

esther: HMPHF.

janice: [GRINS] urm...

grace: come EARLIER LAH. you most probably want to be on the same bus as blahblahblah and that's why you're coming LATE./

esther; urm huh?

grace: THEY TAKE THE SAME BUS. AT THE SAME TIME. AT THE SAME BUS STOP.

esther; COOL.(:

claudia: yah. JANICE MENG, YOU HAD BETTER COME EARLIER.

janice: MAYBE.

claudia: if not, we'll go to him and scream 'LEAVE JANICE ALONE!!!!'

grace: GREAT IDEA, LET'S DO THAT during recess...

sandra: OK.

janice: i BET you will NEVER dare to do that!. HMPHF..

claudia: WAIT AND SEE...

ok.
i am uupdating the blog now.
cause yiuyin's blog is HORRIBLE...
HORRIGIBLE for the matter a fact.

PERSONALITY TEST
Fast personality test
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OK
I AM UPDATING THIS WHOLE BLOG FOR REAL.
ONE,.
PRELIMS ARE COMING.
加油！
DONT BE SAD BECAUSE OF YOUR CHINESE ORAL MARKS.
WE CAN DO IT!
WE CAN BEAT OTHER CLASSES!!!!
YAY!
WE WILL WIN THE WAR.!
WE WILL WIN THE WAR.!
WE WILL WIN THE WAR.!

ok. that sounds lame.
SECONDLY.

SHENYANG IS THE NUTTY PERSON
WHO LIKES HEATHER.
crap. heather's going to hate me.
AND ADMITTED IT.
one dumb person.

THIRDLY.
HOW COULD SANDRA BREAK HER WRIST?
another dumb thing.
sigh,.

FOURTH
PSLE COMING TOO!
EVERYONE READY?

FIFTH.
NATIONAL DAY.
REMEMBER TO WEAR RED AND WHITE.
I AM TOo!!!
YAY.
THEN WE WILL LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER!

SIX.
I LOVE EVERYONE.
YAY!
WE LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS WHOLE WIDE WORLD.